Eleven Jokes for the Eleventh Month

Witz zum Thema Humor

von  Tristanaz_Laihnazrijaz

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  1. Why wasn’t the girl allowed to touch the unicorn, on pain of being skewered? Because of her outing with her brother.
  2. The physics teacher held a contest for his class. Each team of students had to have at least three members. Unluckily for the twins Gunnar and Gudrun, nobody wanted to be their teammate because their classmates considered them weirdoes. But nerds are there to come up with smart ideas. So the siblings went over to the neighboring chemistry lab, did some alchemy of a certain sort, and hey presto! They were three.
  3. Where does Fred most often see the face of his sister’s husband? In the mirror.
  4. Dagmar Dodgson tried to gun her sister-in-law down for allegedly plagiarizing her. She was put into a mental healing facility rather than a prison. Why? To prevent her from trying to commit suicide again due to her split-personality disorder.
  5. What’s it called if two bugs from the same clutch mate with each other? Twinsect.
  6. Henry has had a fight 😠 with his sister Henrietta, so he storms out of the house and goes to his friend Jake’s place and pours his anger at her out to him, not caring that she overhears their talk through her soul bond with him. “What a brat my sister is!”
    “Yeah, f– her!” says Jake.
    Henry’s expression brightens up. “Good idea!”
    Henrietta smiles mischievously and tells her brother through their telepathic link: Yes, put your flame-thrower-equipped Porsche into my car press so that I can crush it.
  7. Why did Alfred come to his sister? To come in his sister.
  8. Jenny meets an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician. While they’re getting to know one another, Jenny says, “I’ve got only one child yet. My brother has gone on a mission to Mars in a rocket 🚀 I helped draw up and build. He, too, has an only child, whom he’s left with me. His wife’s brother is also on that mission and has left his kid with me as well.”
    “You poor girl!” says the engineer. “Have to care for three kids all on your own.”
    “Who says they’re three kids?” says the physicist. “Jenny may have married a guy whose sister married Jenny’s brother, in which case the first child and the third one she’s told us about would be one and the same. So, we can only be sure she’s taking care of at least two kids.”
    “Do we know even that?” says the mathematician. “I’ll only say this: Jenny is caring for at least one child.”
  9. Twins Charlie and Charlene are so alike that they always make love with their spouses at exactly the same time to the microsecond.
  10. The affair between Leonhard’s daughter and his nephew caused a scandal. Why, considering that cousin incest is regarded as normal in his country? Because sibling incest isn’t.
  11. “Don’t always get on each other’s nerves!”
    “Why, Mom?” say John and Jane as one.
    “Because you don’t want to become like me and Uncle Manfred.”
    “But it’s fun to watch you two fight.” Jane and John smile mischievously.
    “But we’re grownups and you’re teens.”
    “So what?”
    “Well, you’re too young for Jane to get pregnant.”
    The kids look at their mother with expressions of confusion on their faces. “Huh?”
    “Trust me, I’m talking from experience.”
    “What experience?”
    “You two.”

Anmerkung von Tristanaz_Laihnazrijaz:

Want a good laugh? Hopefully, these eleven jokes will cheer you up 😆 in the last month of fall 🍂 or any other time you read them. If you aren’t already a fan, may they kindle your fascination with relationships between soul-bonded brother-sister siblings (twins in the best case). What better time is there for eleven jokes than the eleventh month, the first month of Carnival, the festival of jokes?

Fueled and spurred on by my love of soul bonds and sibling relationships (preferably soul-bonded sibling relationships), I thought up these jokes to cheer up my Link-Twin-Maniacal heart 😁 and the hearts of my fellow enthusiasts and to spread my link-twin-mania to those who have not yet been enlightened. Do you think my jokes do a good job to these ends?

Which joke made you laugh the most?

What do you like about my jokes and what not so much (if anything)?

Are they like 😂 (if so, which ones?) or more like 😐 (if so, which ones?) or something in between or else?

Should any of the jokes be made clearer or otherwise better?
What made your soul afire with sibcest fandom?

What else would you like to say?

Please share your thoughts in the comments!

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