Dear Torres,
You're a bitch
I'm gonna report you for identity fraud
To the FBI or to the webmaster
Do you think it's nicer
to not begin every paragraph with a capital
letter, why the fuck do you turn this into a competition?
I wrote a love letter, and you punch me in the gut
like tyson klitschko
do you want my fucking organs to bleed
you fucking fuck
you fucking chav
I give you cranky, luv
you was never a character from the 60s
actually, I turned you into a 62 year old from the 1800s
fucking boomer cunt
anyway, I found an ending to my letters
maybe they should bring it to the stage
I'm sure some hippies from isensee would enjoy it
I don't smoke elf bars, but if I was
the flavour would be gas
Love you,
Carrie-Ann