Why do you treat me like
toilet paper stuck under your shoe when
you leave the pub toilet and youre drunk
you dont even notice me
JUST WALK OVER ME
I cant find where on my keyboard to make an apostrophe
why is everyone so horrible all the time
why are people only happy when they play the guitar in a garden
I personally never liked the sound of guitars
It gives me a headache
I prefer the piano
Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me
People say, if you want to be likeable
Ask them about themselves
Make them feel good
Ask them: How are you today, love?
Ask them: What have you been up to today, love?
Ask them: When your girlfriend left you, how did that make you feel?
No
Im sick of doing emotional labour for men
I AM NOT GONNA DO EMOTIONAL LABOUR FOR MEN
I want them to do emotional labour for me
but they cant
they never do
they evolve too much around their own little universe
masturbating in the evening, please darling, dont disturb me
im masturbating right now
I took 5g of cocaine and I AM MASTURBATING RIGHT NOW
YOURE DISTURBING ME DARLING
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
so fucking tired of your fucking male patriarchy fucking bullshit
bohooo girl you been so annoying girl
girl you been so annoying girl
mate, youre my mate, lad, how youre doing
wanna go for a pint, lad
girls are only good when you feel female yourself
when you miss your mum
or when you want to punch someone in the face
i met about 200 men in the last 20 years
who made me think, i give them 20 years
and they will turn violent towards women
or 2 years
some guy i know gave his brother my phone number
he just got out of prison after 8 years
i asked 8 times
did he stab a woman
or a man
did he stab a woman
or a man
apparently it was a man, i couldnt find his criminal record online
fuck
would you stab a woman?
would you stab a woman?
what if youre really drunk?
what if youre really high?
what if youre really, really, really, really angry?
what if i made you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really angry?
(Working in a coporate job, Ive learnt to never use the world really to describe anything. Now I use it even more FUCK FUCK FUCK)
What if I made you feel really angry
Would you lay your hands on me?
Yes, it is EVERY man for me
Its Schroedingers Cat
IT IS EVERY MAN FOR ME