Dart

„Jeder versteht Mickey Mouse. Wenige verstanden Hermann Hesse. Nur eine Handvoll verstanden Albert Einstein. Und niemand verstand Kaiser Norton.“

The old vagrant 'Bummer' is really dead at last; and although he was always more respected than his obsequious vassal, the dog 'Lazarus,' his exit has not made half as much stir in the newspaper world as signalised the departure of the latter. I think it is because he died a natural death: died with friends around him to smooth his pillow and wipe the death-damps from his brow, and receive his last words of love and resignation; because he died full of years, and honor, and disease, and fleas. He was permited to die a natural death, as I have said, but poor Lazarus 'died with his boots on' - which is to say, he lost his life by violence; he gave up the ghost mysteriously, at dead of night, with none to cheer his last moments or soothe his dying pains. So the murdered dog was canonized in the newspapers, his shortcomings excused and his virtues heralded to the world; but his superior, parting with his life in the fullness of time, and in the due course of nature, sinks as quietly as might the mangiest cur among us. Well, let him go. In earlier days he was courted and caressed; but latterly he has lost his comeliness - his dignity had given place to a want of self-respect, which allowed him to practice mean deceptions to regain for a moment that sympathy and notice which had become necessary to his very existence, and it was evident to all that the dog had had his day; his great popularity was gone forever. In fact, Bummer should have died sooner: there was a time when his death would have left a lasting legacy of fame to his name. Now, however, he will be forgotten in a few days. Bummer's skin is to be stuffed and placed with that of Lazarus.

"Begin with the beginning," the King said gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop."

"Unsichtbare, rosafarbene Einhörner sind Wesen mit großer spiritueller Macht. Wir wissen dies, da sie fähig sind, gleichzeitig rosafarben und unsichtbar zu sein. Wie alle Religionen basiert der Glaube an das Unsichtbare rosafarbene Einhorn auf Glauben und Logik: Wir glauben, dass es rosafarben ist, aber logisch betrachtet wissen wir, dass es unsichtbar ist, da wir es nicht sehen können."